Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Famous Melissas! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

Is Osmanthus Fragranz Is she nearby? you ask, sniffing the air You can tell she's there by the way Everything is better Is a dog-eared page Where are we? you ask, riffling through You can tell where we

For Oh my god, this old thing? This is my cave, which is fine, but my other castle is very nice. I wish I could show you, but it's only open to whole coiners... Oh, yes, the privilege of bottom starters.

For She has such a familiar face. Oh! I bet we were at this or that function together...oh wait, no. We were at ...no. Oh. She's kinda famous...or at least, I saw her in a College Humor video. Of course

For Eject her. Hm. Reject and eject are similar in sound, look, and meaning. Does ject have to do with tra-ject-ory...probably Huh. Reject is the less physical movement, I think. Eject is in between. You

I’m now a substitute teacher! It’s been an incredible couple of weeks and every day I feel more and more eager for the next. Admittedly, it’s reduced the amount of time I get to spend on other things I

I have now been a substitute teacher for 5 different schools. What do you think is the most predictable thing that happens to me? Some kids who are older say this, knowing it isn't actually true. Some

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Dogs! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Just some thoughts. I want us to be relaxed enough that we can interrupt each other to say this thing or that little thing that doesn't matter very much, but occurred in the moment. I am tired. Very tired.

For WHOA she's loud. That there waterfall is LOUD. All those silver coins'll get ya. LOUD. Whooo boy Guess what. It's not real silly. It's real silver. It's not silly. It's dangerous for a werewolf. I'm

For What a wonderful opportunity for me to announce the short horror film I star in! It's called Do or Die Night. It's not done yet, though, so I guess there's not much to announce. Enjoy the anticipation!

For Blue pig. Oh man, I wasn't going to go there but the pig is BLUE no. I will resist. And probably suffer for it. The pig was painted blue The pig is not a metaphor. The pig was not born blue. The pig

For Oh yeah, he's from north of dere. Oh ya, dere hey, up nort. It's got some good ice fishing dere. We got a nice little set up dere. You gotta take a snowmobile to da cabin when it's been blowin' a bit.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is school! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For What would happen if I offered my acting services in the local paper? Honestly, I did something like that...not really, but when I first moved to LA, I was searching craigslist for anything I could

For Enter Tain, the rabbit. Tain is a beautiful rabbit. He's covered in the softest fur you can imagine, and his coat is a silky tabby. The left ear stands mostly straight up and the right flops mostly

For It's time to use the mail. You have to mail it to him. Mail him the check. It's antiquated, but it's still how landlords do things around here. WHY? No idea. It's like landlords haven't caught up to

For The second to last treasurer held out a wavering claw..."take my account book, and..." She expired. Now the last treasurer was the only one who knew where the money was. Money no longer mattered

For Oh good, a happy, fun prompt. DEAD CLOWN STORAGE. Feels like where I am. I am a clown who can't get work. OH boo hoo. I am not. I get work. I just don't get the high-paying work that I'd like to get.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Easter! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me