Why was the pirate's crew entirely family? Because it was a relation ship.
How much does a pirate pay for a piercing? a buck an ear
What's a pirate's favorite letter? R? Nay, their first love is the C.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel between his legs. "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts."
The pirate was so excited about the big dance. Everyone was going to dress up as their favorite fictional characters. There was one rule: no fanfic costumes. It was a canon ball.