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Creature
The creature stalks me. It's made out of celery!
Watch me pepper it with questions!
Hey, what's it like to be so fibrous? Do you ever get constipated?
I have no idea what is appropriate to ask in polite company. Do you like to know about how many roads a man walks down? Do you like to watch boss baby? My child likes that, does a celery like that? Oh creature.
Such a healthy meal for baby. You are. No, you are. Try again, creature. Look at your beautiful green leaves. Are you still growing? Oh my, this creature is even taller than a horse!
Go to the zoo, creature, meet some other creatures. Oh, you're at the zoo? Oh, I'm the creature. Oh my, what a turn this took. I thought the bars were for my protection, but they're to keep me from getting out!
Don't be sad, bear, we're in this together.