Follow these 7 steps carefully and you'll surely fail on Steemit.
So you're new to Steemit and all excited to earn those dollars$$$
But you should know there's some etiquette and basic behavior to be followed.
However if you're stubborn and still want your journey to be short-lived and disastrous, follow these steps and you'll surely SUCCEED in FAILING
1. F4F
If all you say day and night is Follow Me, then you're building a reputation that's not worth bragging about.
2. Be Jealous
Getting jealous of other people's earnings will surely bring your morale down and make your journey here short and not so sweet.
3. Comment Spam
Are you commenting on other's people's post with unnecessary links? If you're guilty, you're doing a great job of failing.
4. Steemit Chat Spam
Are you sending your link to random users on steemit chat? Any idea why most people are not responding - maybe because it not cool.
5. Plagiarism
Original content is encouraged and stealing content is frowned upon. If you are skilled in cut-copy-paste, you might have to start using it somewhere else.
6. Be Rude
Taking out your personal anger on another user's post, flagging unnecessarily, making fun of other users, being abusive are sure-shot ways for you to make a clean exit.
7. Whale Woes
Did you manage to piss of a whale with your behavior. If you continue doing the above, you'll surely manage to be blessed with some whale love sooner or later.
@igsamuel