New Ways to Spread Old Vices

Have I seen her? Wish I hadn’t. Looks like an old lady in flared trousers. It’s like having ancient books back in print. Like that Guide to Badly Smelling Restaurants; only this is a Guide to Stinky Celebrity Laundry.
It’s a dog show now. Just wait for the next dog’s acrobatics.

Thanks for your reading

This was my entry to @mariannewest and @latino.romano’s 5-Minute Daily Freewrite: Weekend single prompt option: ALL PROMPTS. You can see the details here.

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