I couldn't resist!
This here is the local adult sex shop here in Fayetteville. It's been around forever. In fact I remember going to this place as a teenager in the 90's. It was actually one of the first places that I started buying porn at after I turned 18 HA HA!
I was out walking around town today passing out Covid-19 TRUTH flyers. Walking by Condom Sense I noticed their big red neon OPEN sign was all lit up and staring me down. Condom Sense is OPEN!!! Which means Sex is Essential again! YAY!!!
Due to social distancing though, you can only have sex using those giant full body condoms like we saw in the movie The Naked Gun HA HA!!! I wonder if they come in ribbed or studded?
However, the local coffee shops still aren't open. Which means coffee is not essential. Sad but true. I mean, come on!!! I want a blow job and all but at the same time too I want to get me my usual coffee after I am done getting a blowjob so I can take my nice morning shit afterwards. You know what I'm saying? I'm just being honest.
And then you wonder why I have lost faith in humanity. I can't make this shit up!
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