A Threesome.

_{...And in the night, I could be helpless, I could be lonely, sleeping without you.}

_{And in the day, everything's complex, There's nothing simple, when I'm not around you.}

(When you're gone lyrics)
The Cranberries

When it comes to letting your imagination run wild, mine is like Ruppel's Vulture: it flies very high and regularly.

And when our minds are this creative and imaginative, we can experience surprisingly emotional, fun, risky, dangerous, wild, impossible moments... in short, moments of any nature, just sitting anywhere where we can unleash our restless imagination and let it fly for a while.
It's like virtual reality, but in our minds. 😉

Yes, I know, I know... the same thing happened to me once or twice, now it doesn't, I'm married now and love my wife, that has to be clear.

There have been times when my imagination brought Angelina Jolie to the door of my apartment asking for any favor just to flirt with me and get me into bed with her. Yes, in that scenario from my erotic fiction film, she was my neighbor and was crazy about me.
It's my imagination dude, stay away!!!

Baby, that was before, now I'm all yours.(❤️To my beautiful beloved and lovely wife ❤️)

But no you he-bandit, and no you she-bandit, that's not what this post is about,you dirty-minded,so please, take your hand back up out of there. Even though there are no children, we're going to talk about food, and you shouldn't eat with dirty hands. If not, ask my wife. 😁

The chicks don't live here.

I'm already talking about the threesome, the one I dream about fervently, the one that sometimes keeps me awake from so much desire, so much longing, for God's sake!!!! When will I be able to? Wheeeen? 😋

Dear friend @galenkp, I have two serious problems here with this topic and its images, but before that, I'll pause to make an announcement in the deep, echoey voice of a radio announcer... 👇

Weekend Engagement Week 251

Can go on now...

As I was saying, you made it difficult for me this time mate, and in the middle of this thematic difficulty that your topic engulfed me in, this post emerged, filled with frustration, love, and desire.

THE PROBLEM

How am I going to be able to get a picture of them to illustrate the threesome in this post if they don't live here?

So, I decided to make the post with my photos, which may not be theirs, but they are my own, and that's the most important thing, right?

My way of illustrating what they look like (the protagonists of my threesome) will be to describe them as best I can.
So, here I go...

Warning

Time to put the minors to bed...

They both(My Madness). The time has come. 😏

The first thing I must say is that these two are a product of my imagination because I've never seen them before. Yes, I've seen them look similar, but not like them, like the ones I imagine, like the ones I've seen on television, in photos,... oh, in magazines.

They are both round but beautiful, and both have an ecosystem of sweetness inside. Yes, it's true that many of the elements that make up this ecosystem can be harmful, but I don't care. It'll be a one-time trio, well, maybe 2 or 3 more... but that's it... ☝️.

Okay, I won't beat around the bush and I'll give their names. I can see you're consumed by curiosity, hahaha, but remember, curiosity killed the cat.

In no particular order of priority, here are the names of these two (the craziness of my threesome) and a brief physical description included.

I'll be explicit...they are both hot!!!

I can still see kids snooping around...

Super Burger: It's, in my mind of course, a really big, round, shiny bun, with various kinds of meat, the best cheese, mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, onion, pepper, cucumber, tomato, and other things I can't remember now, but that when I see it in front of me, I know they'll be part of the ecosystem too.
Super Pizza: It doesn't have to be huge in diameter, but it should have a good thickness, soft and consistent at the same time, with lots of mozzarella cheese and ham (the good kind I can't think of right now and I'm not going to Google one), and, like its counterpart, with onion and pepper, plus black olives or any other color. I'm not exactly racist either. Like the previous one, I know I'd put more things, but once it's in front of me, I'll know what they are.

So, my friend @galenkp, I hope my post complies with the rules and the topic, but please understand that I can't make a pizza or burger like that here where I live because I don't have the necessary ingredients or conditions, nor how to buy them if they existed, to make it the way I want. I don't really know how to do it either, but that's not a problem, I could look for a tutorial on YouTube. Buying them is a bit more of the same, so if I can't do any of that, how could I photograph them?

Draw them, you say?

I just did it, my friend...with words. You weren't specific enough about how to draw them, ☝️😁.

Ohh, and before I go...

Yes, maybe I could spend the rest of my life in a cabin in the woods living a simple life.

With me, I'd gotta have my wife, our kids, my dog Harry, who desperately needs an open space like that one, some friends and family in the neighboring cabins for barbecues, dominoes, hunting, and fishing, and most of all...them both from time to time so we could have...A Threesome.