It's probably been at least three weeks since my last post on hive and even more time on comedyopenmic. My lil sis was getting married and with travelling, preparations and all the fun in between I almost didn't come back to hive, ALMOST.
I say almost because like most sentences, there's always a comma in between and my stay had it's fair share of commas. (Don't fret this is not an English class).
I didn't even realize weddings cost this much until I had to be involved in planning one. I'm not married yet, but a big shout-out to us Kings out there 馃 .
Between traveling, getting clothes, jewelry, preparing for the extended family that was sure to pour in. I'm sure I must've at least gotten a bachelor's degree in accounting with the level of calculations I was doing in the initial week of preparations.
I was definitely looking forward to a few things during my stay, one of which was finding myself a lovely princess.
Being the bride's brother definitely had a few perks and I was looking forward to maximizing its usage on the beautiful ladies that would be visiting prior to the wedding馃か.
Unfortunately it seemed everyone in the family had agreed to be on my case for the wedding duration.
I couldn't even spend five seconds with any lady without getting winks and knowing smiles from the so-called romantic military that had been detailed to watch my every movement.
Everyone wanted to know when I was bringing home the special one, and the constant reminder was that while my lil sis was finally getting married, I was still constantly hugging pillows to drive away the cold every night.馃槶
Family 1 - 0 Hazmat
Another thing I absolutely enjoyed was the laziness. I say this with all happiness because there's no feeling that beats being lazy when you have families you've not seen in years constantly fawning over you.
I knew it was all a ploy to finally reveal who I was dating, but who says two can't play the game. I was definitely going to enjoy the attention while it lasted and until they began to mind their romantic businesses. I eventually had to invite a friend as my +1 for the day, just to shut them up.
Amidst constant pestering, I was glad the day was finally close. Until my intended +1 texted that she wouldn't be able to make it and my plan came crashing.
It was a struggle explaining to the already overexcited busybodies that their long awaited future daughter in-law wasn't gonna show up.
I'd gotten enough death stares after that to know that I definitely had to start thoroughly checking my food for poison.
The wedding came and lots of beautiful ladies were in attendance. Trust me I was looking my dashing self and firing those little Cupid love arrows to see who I would hit.
As for whether I found my princess? unfortunately I don't kiss and tell (I have to be careful Incase you're an agent from the family sent to spy on my love life)
My baby eerrm sorry the lady I met at the wedding just texted me right now again (this lady just won't allow me rest, even for just an hour to make this post). You'd probably think I'm making excuses to be with her and that I'm drunk in love, but I'll most likely see y'all in another three weeks.
馃き馃きYou know how these things can be in the early stages, i have to show her who's boss and if I'll accept her to be in a relationship with me. Don't worry I'm still your favorite Alpha male and no one can ALMOST take me away from hive and you lovely people.
See you in three weeks though.