As my guy received his appointment letter, he wanted to be the very first person to appear at work. By 2:55AM, he woke up and wanted to go to work by that time, I saw his call, and I didn't want to answer because it was too early in the morning, but since, he is my tiger-nut friend, I answered, and he told me, he is on his way to my house to borrow my bathing soap.
Giving my bathing soap and my towel to someone is something I have stopped, because sharing of those two things has taught me that, I will be subject to having rashes, ringworm and all other skin diseases, so I didn't answer him that I was going to gave him my soap and my towel, and beside, it was still early in the morning, I asked him to check his time, if a normal person would call by that time.
He responded to me that, I have not been really happy before, If I know how an happy man do things, then I will understand how he is feeling right now.
The guy didn't want to listened, he used the words happiness to cover the thing I was saying, and as a friend, there is nothing I could do, I have to accept him the way he is, so he reached where I stay, and boom, he was even with his clothes, when I asked him, "where does he want to go to and why all this rush" he answered, "to work". He wants to go early since he was asked to reports to work very early in the morning, so he wants to be the first person that is going to arrive at the workplace.
Even when he reach my place it was still around 3:34 Am, I told him, "guy are you really sure you want to go by this time?" he looks at me and snubbed, he get into my bathroom and bathe with my soap, clean himself with my towel after bathing and he rob my cream, I told him to chill, at least let the time be 6:00 AM, so he can move freely on the road.
He couldn't wait for me to complete my statement, and he rush out of the house. In my street, there's this big trunk that when it is night time, some people calling themselves guards would used the big trunk to block the road, so that before thief's could pass through they would know, so my guy was rushing to get to the office, and the big crossing trunk make him to fall, his white shirt tore and became dirty as he put his back on the big trunk.
I was about to pray but I hear someone's knocked on my door, I echo out, "who was the person" because I didn't expect anybody, after my guy has left, he respond that, he is the one, I open the door and it was my guy, i asked him "what happened and why his he coming back?" he explained to me, how he fall because of the big trunk that is kept by guard's on the road, because he could not see that it was there.
I gave him my thread and needle to sew his shirt, he pulled his shirts and begin to sew, before he could finish sewing the shirt with the threed and needle, it was getting to 9:37 AM, because the shirt tore in many places, my guy who wanted to be the very first person in the workplace was late. Lolz