It was Friday of last week when a former neighbour of mine came to my shop to chill since he didn't go to work that day. We get along a lot, so we were gisting and laughing out loud when he saw a lady walking towards the road where my shop is located. He likes the girl since she's a bit short in heart, slim and also big breasted. So he decided to shoot his shot.
He called her while waving his hand towards the lady. She walked to my shop and greeted us in the dialect of the community, which appeared a bit strange. My friend took the greeting as a sign that the girl was well brought up by her parents because it's not everyone who goes so humbly as to greet in the local dialect. It also showed that the lady is an indigene of the community.
They talked for a while, exchanged numbers, and when the girl left, I just sensed that the lady would be among the type of ladies whose data subscription, cooking gas, cream, soap, and many other basic things finish within the first two days of getting into a relationship with a guy. When I said this to my friend, we laughed over it, and he kicked against it because the girl looked well-mannered.
Around 5pm, my friend's phone rang and guess what? The lady was hungry and asked if my friend could send her some money to prepare dinner because she doesn't have any money to prepare dinner.
Jeeeeeeeeezz!
"Why are ladies like this?!" I screamed loudly.
Come on, it was just the first day of meeting, and the lady was already showing the "disgusting" character that's leading the chat whenever it comes to relationships in Nigeria, or let me say, Africa. Lol.
Did my guy send the money to her?
Of course, he wasn't having any money with him at that moment either, so he had to use PROMISE to swallow up the scene.
Thanks for reading.
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