Me when I see a ________________ on the ground. Giphy I'll go with Spider Soon to be flattened mouse Piece of LEGO Dirty diaper

My wife thinks I'm such a baby. Giphy But it's not my fault that LEGO was designed by a sadistic monster determined to create something that is too small to see yet causes unmeasurable pain when you step

Let's hope this is just an incredibly realistic puppet. Giphy

It's a geek fest. Giphy Before you laugh at me too much. Please remember I will be seeing this source

When you realize the tissue has already been used for something unspeakable. Gif from Giphy

Using only three nouns, describe what it's like when your child becomes a teenager? Giphy

You know you're desperate when you see this Giphy And think, "Well she is smiling at me".

This is actually pretty accurate. And yet I'm still surprised when I can't keep a teenager's attention.

So I guess I'm not the first guy to use the "sexy librarian" line on you. Gif from Giphy

It seems that every holiday has been turned into an excuse to spend money. I found a way to make sure my kids never ask for anything from the Easter Bunny again. I just showed them this video. Yep that

Me when all of my students actually show up on time. Giphy

Who knew Ice-T was so wise? Unless their secret is that they enjoy watching terrible movies, no one should see this. Yeah and the beginning was pretty bad. And the middle was horrible. Thanks Ice-T! Gif

From the look of these shadows it seems like it's around 10:00 AM and yet... Giphy

Clearly this lady doesn't know what a neti pot is used for. Giphy

I would say that this is me when I try to fix anything on a car… Giphy but it looks like this dog was able to open the hood so he's one up on me.

My reaction when the bell to start class has just sounded and then 3 kids ask if they can go to the bathroom. Giphy They are called "passing periods". That is just one damn letter away from

Desperate to escape from the absolutely terrible and completely unfunny Roseanne Barr, John looks for a trap door under the sofa. Giphy Nope. Better luck next time. There is always death. Nope tried that

My response when kids whine that I actually try to teach and assign them work on the last day before spring break. Giphy

When two kids with ADHD get into a fight. Giphy

Every student two days before Spring break begins. Giphy