<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 23:59:18 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Check my latest fight ! hanzappedfirst vs nerdnews]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/7084f341ea</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/7084f341ea</guid><category><![CDATA[drugwars]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hanzappedfirst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2019 03:35:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kws2XGFmd2VAdcML9jJuEyaXYWebw8APgC5bo9mASvkXjyegYYW6yoX1gpVRCuTYdvqc6c8dJMYXL4RYfMVeqYz4fu1b5mj96e3opsLY3XsdD4qWqh7GACKWe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Perfect fit!]]></title><description><![CDATA[How would you describe yourself? Giphy Oh boy have I got the perfect "social" media platform for you!]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/perfect-fit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/perfect-fit</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hanzappedfirst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 14:45:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMiubYa8X1fsizuiCxzPmsnSSyWm3aZj9MXau4qj?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Accidentally setting your alarm on the weekend.]]></title><description><![CDATA[So... my son forgot it wasn't a school day and set his alarm to volume 11. So this will be me for the rest of the day... 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Giphy]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/if-you-have-been-in-a-coma-for-a-month</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/if-you-have-been-in-a-coma-for-a-month</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hanzappedfirst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2018 13:49:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxCfktNzj4PF5WWEzRupe55Kg39AZbSqdw?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I need some help.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am in kind of a bind. Can someone please loan me $9 Billion? Giphy If you think you don't have it to spare, just check your steem wallet.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/i-need-some-help</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/i-need-some-help</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hanzappedfirst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2018 14:39:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxCR9YBKg75ss6aGpXpy5Xa1gBveN26uwb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What did you just say?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When one of my students asks if he can opt out of today's test because he is exhausted from playing Fortnite all night. 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You will be missed.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/a-true-renaissance-man</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/a-true-renaissance-man</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hanzappedfirst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 12:41:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZEHMeyQYEPw97azKXDda7qEyphTbA4q3wGdNow?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Best dating advice ever!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Whenever I go on a date, I remember these 5 simple words... 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You're welcom]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/why-do-these-exist</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/why-do-these-exist</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hanzappedfirst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2018 12:20:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/DVAkPJXe6RxYjhmfF37Wz3k3LvyUyD5WFGZi448Y84MS9NF4wwqYQjbwPshVshqaJgjUow6m3wPM5X?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The weekend is almost here!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you are psyched for the weekend... but then you find out your mother-in-law is coming over. 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Giphy Or maybe people would rather eat their tickets than waste time on this raging dumpster fire]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/halloween-is-over</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/halloween-is-over</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hanzappedfirst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2018 12:37:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMtMDWktj3djAUtim16t4SW4rp3m9ecYPjm3gpGm?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Touche]]></title><description><![CDATA[Quite often I like to joke around about Gifs I could play on a loop in my class. Here's one that my students could play every time I ask them a question. 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In case that was too subtle... no one likes me enough to catch me.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/trust</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hanzappedfirst/trust</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hanzappedfirst]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2018 12:56:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw62Y4qNKtM8yQGnBfTKyqYMSMuB62qMZchN9s?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Clearly I'm doing something wrong.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Thsi is the same look my students give me when I ask them a question. 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