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2017-10-26 03:25
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hanzappedfirst
drugwars
2019-03-09 03:35
Check my latest fight ! hanzappedfirst vs nerdnews
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hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-26 14:45
Perfect fit!
How would you describe yourself? Giphy Oh boy have I got the perfect "social" media platform for you!
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hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-25 14:25
Accidentally setting your alarm on the weekend.
So... my son forgot it wasn't a school day and set his alarm to volume 11. So this will be me for the rest of the day... Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-24 13:49
If you have been in a coma for a month.
Please don't look at coin market cap. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-22 14:39
I need some help.
I am in kind of a bind. Can someone please loan me $9 Billion? Giphy If you think you don't have it to spare, just check your steem wallet.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-18 15:00
What did you just say?
When one of my students asks if he can opt out of today's test because he is exhausted from playing Fortnite all night. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-17 13:15
Am I overdressed?
When you walk into a kindergarten graduation and realize you may be a little overdressed for the occasion. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-16 12:26
Hero
My wife's reaction when I fill the dishwasher the way she likes it done. Makeagif Sadly this is not a euphemism for anything more fun.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-15 12:52
Almost time for report cards
Well it is almost time to hand out report cards. i guess I better star practicing saying this... Giphy
hanzappedfirst
puinchline
2018-11-14 12:42
This is no cave!
Looks like Odell Beckham Jr. is getting ready to take care of some mynoks. Giphy If you don't get it, it's a Star Wars thing... and I'm a huge dork.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-13 12:41
A true Renaissance man!
Not only was Stan Lee a creative genius, he was the best damn strip club DJ ever! Giphy Thank you Stan Lee! You will be missed.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-12 12:29
Best dating advice ever!
Whenever I go on a date, I remember these 5 simple words... Giphy For some unknown reason, I don't get many second dates.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-11 13:59
My heart!
My reaction when every kid in my class has their homework done! make entertainment GIFs like this at MakeaGif
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-09 12:20
Why do these exist?
Next time a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos is around, think "vomit" and then smell them. You're welcom
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-08 12:39
The weekend is almost here!
When you are psyched for the weekend... but then you find out your mother-in-law is coming over. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-07 12:37
Halloween is over.
Looks like the Bulls fans can't get enough of Halloween. They keep showing up disguised as empty seats. Giphy Or maybe people would rather eat their tickets than waste time on this raging dumpster fire
hanzappedfirst
pinchline
2018-11-05 12:05
Touche
Quite often I like to joke around about Gifs I could play on a loop in my class. Here's one that my students could play every time I ask them a question. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-04 12:56
Trust
I tried this once. Giphy And I've got the post-concussion syndrome to prove it. In case that was too subtle... no one likes me enough to catch me.
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-11-02 11:48
Clearly I'm doing something wrong.
Thsi is the same look my students give me when I ask them a question. Giphy
hanzappedfirst
punchline
2018-10-31 11:40
It is not possible!
What I tell myself when 14 trick or treaters come to my door dressed as my mother-in-law. Giphy
