Here's the number one way to guarantee that your teacher will absolutely, positively, call on you... Giphy Archer

The only thing more important than winning the Gold Medal Giphy is not touching that icky spider you just spotted.

My son had this coming. Giphy Now he knows how I felt all of those times I changed his diaper and forgot to block his junk with a wash cloth.

If you are talking to your students about how nouns can be turned into adjectives and one of them asks you to show them on the board how to turn "pus" into an adjective... source source

Every teacher I know dreads the thought of spending the weekend grading 150 papers. I have devised a new plan. Step 1 gather the papers. Step 2 do this. Step 3 determine their grade according to where

Although I am not a medical professional, I'm pretty sure this is not the proper way to use a catheter bag. Giphy

Teenagers are just tall children. If you want proof, this is what happens any time my students aren't paying attention. I just use the word "duty" in a sentence and they all do this. "It

How do you know if Bono has done a good deed? Just wait about three minutes. He'll tell you all about it. Glad he does them... but man he annoys the heck out of me.

Everyone has heard the "dog ate my homework" excuse. My students have created a new one. Recently, a kid turned in an assignment that was not exactly his best work. When I questioned him on it,

Wow! That is the most inspirational speech a teacher has ever given. It's the kind of speech every teacher dreams of delivering. Unfortunately, he's going to be heartbroken when he turns around and realizes

This is brilliant! Today I'm going to see if it works with teenagers. I am going to put their phones in front of their faces and then swap in a book really quick.

Every year on this day, I sit back and I ponder... Who the hell created the recipe for these glorified pieces of chalk? Who thought candy aimed at kids should say "Kiss me", "The one",

I know everyone thinks this is what teachers do with students' papers. But it's not true. We just give them to our cats to read. Both gifs from Giphy

Although it is true this is quite impressive... What you don't see are the 7 teachers who went completely insane listening to the noise of them practicing flipping bottles every day for 9 months. Seriously,

Worst pickup line ever. "This is my climax face." "Would you like to see it again in about 12 minutes? My apartment is only 11 minutes away." Gif from Giphy

When one of my student realizes he’s holding a book instead of his smart phone... Just in the nick of time. He almost accidentally read it. Although from the looks of it, he would have had to wait quite

You know you are old when you look at this and think... "The one on the left isn't too bad."

I have a foolproof plan to ensure my friends never pick me as the designated driver. If they do, I happily agree and inform them that all night I will be consuming as much beans, beef jerky, and RC Cola

When my students ask, "Will this be on the test?" And my answer is, "Life is the test." giphy

I really enjoyed the Super Bowl yesterday. But screaming like an over excited 5th grader when I saw this blew any chance of ever being considered cool.