Every year on this day, I sit back and I ponder...
Who the hell created the recipe for these glorified pieces of chalk?
Who thought candy aimed at kids should say "Kiss me", "The one", "All mine", "Let's kiss", or "My way"?
Why did my parents (and every other parent in the 70s) think we wanted this garbage?
Why the hell did I eat them?
Oh Happy Valentine's Day everyone!