Not sure what the hell that is behind him, but this guy clearly knows the joy of a wonderful hot and humid summer in Chicago.

And these are just the teachers... Giphy

Walking into work the day after your jerkstore boss finally got fired. Giphy

Me when I make sure my wife sees that I rinsed off all of my dishes and put them directly into the dishwasher. Giphy It has taken years to make sure the bar was set so low that this warrants a celebration.

Looks like Beetlejuice will be joining the cast of Stranger Things Giphy

When my wife asks me if I just checked out the hot waitress. Giphy If I say "no", I'm a liar. If I say "yes" I'm a pig. I need to start wearing sunglasses.

When my friends keep telling me that the movie Solo was a $300 million "flop". Giphy

Good thing I didn't pick Skynet in the World Cup contest. Giphy

No need. Today is your lucky day. It looks like you found someone else who is also really into Elsa. Giphy

Looking at crypto prices over the past few days... Giphy Oh by the way, I'm the one on the right.

When I was single, this was the response to 99% of my pick up line attempts. Giphy But 1% of the time, my line worked every time.

Poor Natalie. It looks like she just discovered what a laughing stock she was part of. Giphy Yep for over 19 years now.

This trainer should be truly proud. Who would have ever imagined that you could train an elephant to flop like a pro? Giphy They are going to need a ginormous can of magic spray!

So the World Cup is about to start. I hope they have a lot of the magic spray to help the players after this. Oh good! They do.

This is really adorable Giphy Until the parents realize that ears don't grow back.

Hey cat! 2012 called. They want their stupid addiction back. Giphy Everybody knows all the cool cats are playing Fortnite now.

When my parents talk about sex. Giphy

When students ask me for extra credit 8 minutes before the final exam. Giphy

Me after agreeing to be on another stupid committee that meets outside of work hours. Giphy

When you convince your coworker that the two of you should go and ask for raises together... Giphy But you can't find a bus to throw him under.