When my wife asks me if I just checked out the hot waitress.
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If I say "no", I'm a liar.
If I say "yes" I'm a pig.
I need to start wearing sunglasses.
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When my wife asks me if I just checked out the hot waitress.
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If I say "no", I'm a liar.
If I say "yes" I'm a pig.
I need to start wearing sunglasses.