The Winklevoss Twins, former Olympic rowing partners but more famous for trying to sue Mark Zuckerberg for stealing Facebook, became the world's first Bitcoin Billionaires.
In 2013 they had sex with eachother and then invested $11 million dollars into BTC. With the coin enjoying 1000% gains since then, the total on that initial investment is now worth north of $1 billion!
*I made up the part about them having sex with eachother..I just assumed they did, they do everything together so why not a little exploration of eachothers bum bums?
Could I get sued for this, let me know in the comments?
From what the drunk guy at the bar told me after work, the pair of buttplungers won $65 million from the lawsuit against alien face Zuckerberg and plopped $11 mil of that into BTC when the coin was valued at $120 dollars per.
They may practice incestual lovemaking but the ambiguously gay duo know how to invest!
Here they are rowing their boat gently down a stream. Later they gave eachother Dutch rudders and enjoyed wine and cheese.
I'm just jealous, not of the Dutch rudders the fact these guys are filthy stinking rich now! Oh well they still have a terrible last name 馃槢
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