The Piano Wizard

L.O.L!
I can't help but share this funny and crazy story for SublimeSunday. I hope you enjoy your read.

You were looking for how to impress her, then she told you she loves music and loves men who can play the piano.
Gbaam! (easy!) You reply, "Baby, that one na small thing, I'm a piano wizard na". And so she started catching feelings, small small...
Another day you wanted to see her, she said she's in church doing choir rehearsal and you can come see her there.
You got there and sat at a corner waiting for her, she's comes over and says "Baby, please, come help us play the piano, our keyboardist dissapointed us"....
So suddenly, your head starts to spin and sweat begins to gather beneath your boxers.
Unknown to you, before your arrival, she had boasted to her friends that you are a piano wizard (as you claimed), everyone was patiently waiting for the wizard to manifest....
This is a girl you are crushing on, and messing your Chance of winning her is not an option.
So, you stood up and sauntered to the piano stand like a 4year old boy that has been forced to drink Alomo Bitters mixed with weed. 😂
You sat on the piano seat for 5minutes, mopping at the keyboard for me wondering why the white keys are longer than the black and which one should be pressed. 🙈🙈🙈🙈
At this time, all your ancestors are already standing in a single file with "hands on your neighbour's shoulder placed", waiting to be disgraced one after the other by you.
Your girlfriend's friends are already pressuring her to tell you to start. She says, "Baby, what are you doing na?"
You vigorously shake your head to get a clearer view of the keyboard as if, you've not been seeing it. You raise all your ten fingers like a lion about to pounce on an antelope,

daaaaaaaaangg!..... grrrrrrrrr!...... Daaaaaaaanng!...... Ntuwaaaaaaaa!......daaaaaaang! Grrrrrrrrr!!

For ten minutes, that was all they could hear from the piano. Then you raised your head to see their reactions, There was no one left, well, I guess they all left you to rehearse with your fellow wizards.
Next, your phone beeps with a message from your supposed girlfriend, it reads,