Must be a man of vision and ambition, and an after-dinner speaker, before and after dinner guzzler, night owl, work all day and half the night, then survive three digit price swings and appear fresh the next day. You must be able to entertain geeks, freaks, bankers, entrepreneurs, digital wildcatters, company men, and trade without becoming to amorous. Seek arbitrage, drive through snow 10 feet deep at 10 below to sell on localbitcoins to pay rent, and work all year without getting slaughtered.
Must be a buying genius, able to anticipate other plays, an altcoin scout and general information bureau. Must ride the pumps, avoid all scams, pony’s, pyramids, and dumps. Must be an expert in fundamentals, technicals, and trading bots.
Must chat with people in r/bitcoin, r/btc, r/ethereum, meetups, restaurants, Skype, Facebook, Twitter, Slack, and IRC. Contact all buyers in immediate vicinity at all times and be prepared to leave for parts unknown, a distance of not less than 2000 miles on five minute notice or page 230 in a BitcoinTalk thread. Must have unlimited endurance, a wide range of contacts in all principal cities, an acquaintance beginning in Singapore and ending in Texas.
Must have a good hardware wallet, an offline backup and belong to all crypto groups. Never keeps money on an exchange, uses multi-sig and always holds private keys.
Must be an expert coder, talker, dancer, traveler, satoshi dice player, diplomat, financier, capitalist, philanthropists, computer scientist, lawyer, trader, good and fast with a VPN, an authority on palmistry, numerology chemistry, psychology, sharks, brunettes, blondes and redheads.
Must be a man’s man, a lady’s man, a model entrepreneur, a good BS detector, a Plutocrat, a politician, mathematician, cryptographer, developer, user design, and a Hodler.
