Meet the real owner of the car I drive every day... sometimes I get permission to use it, but usually new scratches in protest!
He really likes to sleep on it; on the roof, on the bonnet after I come back when its warm and the weather is cool or on the rear spoiler. He doesn't like being asked for permission to use the car because the car can be used only when he's not on it or around.
Asking him to get the off the car is in violation of the vehicle rental policy. It usually comes free with new art on the paint! Cost of vehicle rental is being allowed to let him use it and also keep him fed and his friends fed.
He's an artist, specifically claw artist who loves to draw new art anywhere he likes. Especially on days when he's asleep and sliding down the bonnet without a care in the world, the claws naturally come out to create new art before he repositions himself.
Sometimes I ask him if he think the car needs new paint but he's like why waste the money when his "claw鈥揳rt" is never going to end. So I guess he has also helped me save my money.
He won't drive it, nor enter inside if I open the door but the exteriors are all his. One of his buds even got into the engine bay and hid in there when it was a kitten.
I think its my car but it is truly his I guess... 馃ぃ馃ぃ