I shoot self portraits several times a week and while I show you a lot, I usually only show the good shots. I get responses like “omg you look perfect in every picture” or “I’m sure there is never any bad pictures of you!”
For every 5 good pictures I post, there is some 50 bad ones, ranging from a little awkward, to a bad angle and to the down right swamp monster stuff. And because I’ve promised to share all of me with you, I’m gonna show you some of the bad stuff! I unfortunately delete most horrendous ones instantly, they never even get to the computer, so you are saved from those, but these are not pretty either. I tried to pick out the different funny ones for you, it was hard because there is an almost endless amount of these…
These are somewhat unedited because no way I’m using my time to photoshop there far-from-perfect images, I just converted them all to black and white because my eyes can’t take mixing different colour images.
Smirk smirk.
Yes, eat that lighter, looks so sexey.
That is one great way to get both the ass an the face in the same shot from a very unflattering angle.
Hello, so not sexy alien.
Pyromaniac, me? Nooooo...
"Gimme that hot stare! Well now you are just scaring me.."
I give up, trollollolllollooooo
"Roll in the bed like a Victoria's Secret model. Yaaass.. NO!"
Snack break!
You know the deal, all shot and modelled by ME! And I’m too lazy to dig out the original sets (the good stuff) to link here, so if you didn’t see them, scroll back to infinity or something...
If you want to, I have material for part two (and three, four, five) of these kinds of shots in my hard drive, and even worse ones.
