Different Reactions To Heart Break
Nothing hurts like heart break, some months ago I remember how I spent three days without food and sobbing all night. After I healed I realized how much I have made a fool of myself and decided that I won't be the fool around. I knew somehow that there are more fools than I am out there and I bet you I wasn't wrong at all.
As a smart guy you don't have to allow people mock at you, you need to bring evidence to justify even the silliest of what you do. Well that is just what we call wisdom. After I healed from the heart break I got from Jennifer, my friends began making jest of me and calling me a weakling so I got offended and went for a research to proof that there is no one too strong enough to resist heart break and here are my findings.
Read closely and tell us which class you belong to, we will not laugh, at you, no need to be ashamed my friend, such is life. it is breakfast everyone here is acquainted with it. A fool is always a fool just embrace it okay!
The criers
These are the most common types, they are often first timers who jump into relationships with all their hearts and keep dreaming until the day they are being woken up and brought into reality. Most times their partners are ardent cheats and it always happens that they catch them through the chats in their phone.
They can cry for days nonstop and they will tell you not to tell them sorry meanwhile when you don't say sorry they feel like dying. If you are their friend, you will suffer during that period because you will have a child to care for the moment, you will have to cuddle them, pet them and encouraging as if they are bereaved of a loved one. These are people that will not sob before God or their parents on a normal but see now.. God is watching you, you better deceased from that act.
One special thing about them is that they can spend hours and hours crying but as soon as the smart guy or girl comes back and say I am sorry, they quickly forget the pain and reconcile fools when will you wise up?
The posters.
These category are my favorite, they publicize everything about their relationship life on social media, in fact for most of them the relationship has its foundation from either Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, discord etc. For them once they are being served breakfast, the first thing they do is jump on social media and start posting things last, last love is a scam, never trust any man /woman. True love doesn't exist. Hmm! Who sent you there? You know the funniest part about them is, as soon as the lady/guy comes back and say I am sorry they zoom to their page delete those post and write I still believe in love.
Number blockers/deleters
These ones are very soft hearted, a little tiff with their partners and they are already at their contacts deleting or blocking their numbers. Most of them don't cry I often don't know what motivates them to do that. Now here's something you don't know, after deleting those numbers they are the same people that will go about looking for the numbers to call again. Now what makes them feel that deleting the number will ease their pains in the first place? These guys are mighty hypocrites.
Some of them even go ahead deleting pictures and videos they took during the days of peace, i feel so sorry for them though. If you are among them, deceased from evil, we are watching you.
Fasters and sleepers
These ones are really very pathetic, what on earth can make a very good looking and food loving person just loose appetite over night? Someone said what can separate me from the love of food? But you see these guys, on a normal day, most of them love food but as soon as their partners hurts them. They transfer the aggression to food and keep away from it completely. Imagine food that some of us love so much, these guys have the courage to fight it was it the food that broke your heart? they can go many days without food and it's not as if they are not hungry. They are very hungry but their foolishness will not let them lower their pride and do the needful. On a normal day ask them to stay without food and pray they will never do it
After refusing to eat food they go into their rooms and keep sobbing while they sleep through out the day. Love is truly wicked.
Sicklers
For this set as soon as they are being served breakfast, their fever starts, very foolish set of people. On a normal day if their parents scold them over a wrong deed , they will never be sober. I remember a friend that was dripped and given some drugs for heart break. It was that day I knew that heart break is also a disease just wondering why it is not being mentioned amongst others.
My friends ex was under coma for days and we all thought were going to loose her but thanks be to God she's fine now, when I went to find out what happened she started crying and telling that it's my friend.. can you imagine? So you went under coma for love? Your case is special
Most times it is ladies that practice this style a lot, and if you discover that a girl falls sick after you broke up, if you still like her just go back, you know why? That is not sickness that is I am missing you, please come back in disguise.
Flirters
For this kind, as soon as they are heart broken, they go about asking different ladies out and for the ladies they go about giving other guys green lights . They are doing all these just to heal of their hurts. These kinds are dangerous, they are usually not faithful in relationships at all. If ibweree you I will be thankful for loosing them.
The alcoholics
This class were once alcoholics but repented partially due to one thing or the other but you see the day they get hurt by a partner, they go back full time, drink alcohol all night and some even smoke and force themselves to feel okay but that doesn't always stand because as soon as they are out of the influence of the alcohol everything comes back fresh.. did I forget something? Yes, they talk a lot.
Music listeners
These guys are categorized into two, the motivational song listeners and the depressional song listeners.
I think i prefer the first ones because heart break makes them repent. Some of them that have not listen to gospel music in a while will resume and keep it on replay all night. They alway try to be be optimistic. No matter their pride if you meet them in that state, they are often humble and instead of you motivating them, they end up giving you counsel about life. But trust me we already know what is inspiring that thing they sre doing.
Give them a while especially when they get a new lover, and it will stop
But you see the other set, they go in search of all the songs of depression and have them play all night while they swim in tears. Their kind take long to heal and they are always angry with everybody as if it was people that made them go into the relationship. Please carry you cross alone.
The I don't care
Finally I would round up with this class, fear them, they often have being served different kinds of breakfast. They are familiar with all of it. It does not freak them anymore, they get hurt but they don't act foolish. They live their lives normal and try to move on as soon as possible. These ones don't even give their hearts to love so anything you do as their partners you are on your own.
It's their type that even eat, drink and go out on a cool date even after being heart broken, fear this kind of people I repeat, fear them. They don't have conscience, it's you that served them break fast that will end up being heart broken for being with such numb individual all these while.
Well, these are only but few foolish categories of individuals I was able to discover from heartbreaks. I know you know others please let's expose them so that they will stop acting tough around us when a small boy/girl can make their sense of reasoning disappeare in just a second. We know you