Why were they calling it a list of DEMANDS? So rude! For the safe release of each of his new involuntary friends, he was humbly REQUESTING a small donation of one million dollars. With enough time for the necessary liquidation of assets.
Will this heist succeed? Will the bank hire better security in the future? Maybe we would find out in the next 240 characters but I doubt I'll write that far ahead. I mean, if enough people asked I might be persuaded...๐ but that's unlikely ๐คญ
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