Paxtons’ Elixir had gone through multiple rebrandings over the centuries. Originally meant to impart vigor and longevity, it was quickly relabeled as having special abilities to ‘enhance the male form’ and then to ‘enhance the female form’ with a brief stint as a baldness cure in between.
No matter what the label said, the formula was brine, pickle juice and lemon zest. It tasted nasty in case over zealous customers decided to exceed the clearly stated dose of half a teaspoon.
It had worked well enough until modern times when the youngest Paxton took it upon himself to add a tiny amount of shellfish and allergic customers began to fall ill or die.
The family's lawyer read the headlines, rolled his eyes in exasperation and waited for the inevitable call.
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