Wife: "I can't turn my phone on!"
Me: "Is it charged up?"
Wife "It was working last night; I USED IT!"
The wife plugs her phone into the charger.
Me: "What's it saying?"
Deathly silence.
Me: "Well?"
Deathly silence.
Me: "It's charging, isn't it? What is it saying?"
Long pause.
Wife: "0%"
Deathly silence and some virtual tumbleweed.
My actual name is Pete. Here is why I have the username dickturpin.
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