Me: "What's the matter with my recycle bin?"
Binman: "You've got a black bag in there mate."
Me: "It's a plastic refuse bag!"
Binman: "Yeah, but the recycle plant don't take black bags."
Me: "It's got wrapping paper in it, you can see it poking out!"
Binman: "You can't put black bags in there mate."
Me: "What about pink ones?"
Binman: "Ooh? Umm? I dunno? I suppose they're OK?"
Me: "Seriously!?"
I tore open the black bag and emptied the wrapping paper in the bin.
Me: "There, is that OK?"
Binman: "Yes mate."
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