Colleague: "Did you leave the heating turned up on Thursday?"
Me: "Not that I remember, why?"
Colleague: "When I came in on Monday the building was roasting! The heating had been on all weekend!"
Me: "Hang on, I was on leave on Friday."
Colleague: "Well I never touch the heating."
Me: "What? I didn't work Friday and other staff were here working and yet you're saying it's my fault?"
My actual name is Pete. Here is why I have the username dickturpin.
| https://mastodon.org.uk/@dick_turpin | |
| https://castlecannon.house/profile/srednivashtar | |
|
|
https://twitter.com/dick_turpin |
| https://www.facebook.com/peter.cannon3 |
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.
