Ingredients
Slowly mix the first two ingredients.
Mix in the ransomware as you get the statist and Musk FUD to blend together well.
Finally, with the FUD is homogenized, add the last bit of confiscating a BTC wallet fund.
Make sure you use a gas oven. Poke a hole in the gas line and turn on full blast. Wait for Crypto Crumble to bake. You'll know when it's done.
What if... these were false flag ransomware attacks, orchestrated to give the appearance of a threat of cyber attacks fueled by crypto?
It's a nice way to get popular support for the state to smack down crypto.
What if... the confiscation of funds was from a wallet they had the keys to because they were given it from the group who ran the false flag cyber attacks?
