Figures you finally fucking appear when I've been too ill to even log into my laptop. Hope you've been doing alright and keeping safe, you smelly virgin.

Oh, it's not. There's a lot of people who see them and just go SHINY PLASTIK, MUST GET. GET NOW while banging two rocks together on their genitals. I just saw a guy yesterday on FB that has over 3k of

It could be worse, you could be at peak levels of virginity like me and have 90 Funko Pops sitting around your house. Nothing like having a pile of plastic shit clogging up your wall.

The tip has survived and is moist and powerful as ever, babyyy. Appreciate the kind words though, man :)

Here's what I listen to lately when I'm feeling down and need to perk my nipples right up.

Nah, it's all good, dood. I was just making a silly joke because I don't know shit about why computers make things difficult half the time they do. Could also just be that you're using an xbox 360 controller,

Elon Musk, Mr. Beast, Bill Gates and a few others had their twitter accounts hi-jacked by the same person who was saying they'd double any BTC you sent to their wallet. Several thousands people fell for

I mean, I used an Xbox One controller and it only took me a few minutes to configure the buttons. Were you trying to go for the world record for button mapping using only a fleshlight? Might have to boost

Superior song of the day: Nekrogoblikon- Chop Suey!

Glad you're still alive, babyboi. I fully approve of breadzilla, he's looking nice and thicc. You missed the biggest scam to ever happen on Twitter though, just happened last night/today too. Pretty fucking

Well, of course If I was remaking A Nightmare on Elm Street, the first thing I'd do is make Freddy Krueger's entire backstory and character just be that he's a pedophile! What could go wrong! Actual remakes

Don't feel too weird about it. This game is a fucking sleeper for a lot of people, I really don't know why it went so under the radar when it released. I think I stumbled onto it at a video rental store

Man, if you thought this Tom Cruise flick was good, just wait until you watch The Mummy. Absolutely wet dream inducing movie, you just couldn't possibly beat it.

If you get the chance, I'd recommend you check out the Jazz III's by Dunlop. They make them in 1.0-1.5mm size, but they're way shorter while also being so thick. I have that purple 1.5 pick you have, and

Bug out bags are always a solid thing to have. If I wasn't super low income where it takes me forever to get spare money together, I'd probably put one or two together to have one in the car and one in

Appreciate the kind words! Gonna be a lot of passing back and forth before it's done, probably. Once the drums and some bass are added to this I might just consider it done for a bit before I add more

Shit, man. Stay strong, sending positive vibes your way. If you need to vent or just talk about random garbage feel free to hit me up on discord, bro. I hope that your pops is resting easy now.

Yeah, can't bitch too much for the price I paid which was $99 shipped. Aluminum scales with carbon fiber inlays, 154cm steel and it's an auto knife. I think this is the first Kershaw knife I've ever actually

It's just such a weird approach as well in addition to the absurd amount. Everyone who has played the original FF7 knows the story already, and these games just end abruptly in important areas of the original

Unless you're some sort of a connoisseur of flaccid wieners who can just smell a soft cock in hand within a mile, I'm not sure how you'd know that. But, shit. If you are, I'm highly impressed. On a real