Unless you're some sort of a connoisseur of flaccid wieners who can just smell a soft cock in hand within a mile, I'm not sure how you'd know that. But, shit. If you are, I'm highly impressed.

On a real note though, seriously, the thought of them charging $150-200 to play a remake of a game over the course of several years (Like, possibly even 3-5 years from rumors) certainly could make any man the epitome of dry and soft.