I'm an eager typewriter!

Please Insert
the Required Fiat Coin
into my pay slot.
Crank my coal engine
and away I ricket!

In stiff letters
I'll go on about the weather;
I'll go off about, well,
This or that, whatever's
On the nightly news.

I'll slam my judgements home in bold
Editorial columns that condemn
(or recommend) and paint a rose
Or crimson hue on the neighbors,
You Can Choose!

Slap down the custom stamp mod,
I Can Type In Technicolor™!
I can quirl in cursive,
I can slant in style.

I can tell you stories
That you'd never once believe.
I'm an eager typewriter:
Try Me Once, You'll Never Grieve!

Written by
@d-pend
12/12/17