A Cyclops by any other name would smell as sweet... and yet I am still alone in my cave. I am pushing 2,700 years old and still single, folks. Time to panic yet? I can tell you one tactic that doesn't

Welcome to the 21st week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest. Please read the contest rules here Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo Rules for Judges Contest will run for a minimum

Hello Folks! This week I want to participate in the contest hosted by @melooo182 whose theme is Mythological creatures and characters. This theme caught my attention, because I am fascinated by fantastic

One is the perfect number, on that we can all agree. One eye, one beer. My vision must stay clear. I can assure you, you wouldn't want to see drunk Cyclops. I mentioned previously how a remarkable biclops

Proof of Cyclops Ah, what ebon shores lie beyond the pale of cyclopean thought. Bravely I cast my boat adrift in the endless sea. And when perchance my thoughts drift home, a lifeline from the end of times,

I gotta be honest, Cyclops don't play challenges. Usually. Unless said challenge involves drinking beer. That, I can do. I really can't be arsed to look up the "contest rules" or what not, but

Lyrics by @markangeltrueman Music by @cyclops Humans are, by and large, disgusting soft flesh bags with few redeeming qualities. Slow cooked on a spit over a fire (remember to rotate constantly) and paired

To dwell in this cave One must keep an eye open And One must be brave If One cannot see There exists only darkness. What good would that be? One gets derision From binocular beings For lack of vision But

Yes, simply resteem this post and you may be the lucky winner of 100 SBD. 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th place winners will win 10 SBD. Yesterday we discussed one of the ways the business sector which is now coming

I have been dreaming of my cousin Horny Clops. I may have mentioned, there is not a lot to do in this cave. As far as I know, Horny Clops was the only other living cyclops left in this world... before

Variations on a Theme - Horny Cyclops There is not a lot to do in my cave, so I got satellite internet and have been spending a lot of time messing around online. Hello, Steemit! I also love to draw. Recently

The eyeball in the middle of my forehead is a dead giveaway. A cyclops by any other name would smell as sour.

Many faces but only one eye...

Sorry for the crappy audio. Testing out a new webcam and apparently the noise cancelling feature is terrible for recording music :( Lonely Cyclops - Lyrics I'm just a lonely cyclops from the island of

CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE LIVE STREAM TO WORK SORRY FOLKS I'm just a lonely cyclops from the island of Colossa. Singing a little improv song here, not sure what is going to happen. My live stream is at DLive

Hi my name is Cyclops I come from the Island of Colossa. Hobbies include chasing Sinbad and sucking the marrow out of your bones. Here I am with a self-portrait I drew this morning on a sticky-note. Here