A Cyclops by any other name would smell as sweet... and yet I am still alone in my cave. I am pushing 2,700 years old and still single, folks. Time to panic yet? I can tell you one tactic that doesn't

One is the perfect number, on that we can all agree. One eye, one beer. My vision must stay clear. I can assure you, you wouldn't want to see drunk Cyclops. I mentioned previously how a remarkable biclops

Proof of Cyclops Ah, what ebon shores lie beyond the pale of cyclopean thought. Bravely I cast my boat adrift in the endless sea. And when perchance my thoughts drift home, a lifeline from the end of times,

I gotta be honest, Cyclops don't play challenges. Usually. Unless said challenge involves drinking beer. That, I can do. I really can't be arsed to look up the "contest rules" or what not, but

Lyrics by @markangeltrueman Music by @cyclops Humans are, by and large, disgusting soft flesh bags with few redeeming qualities. Slow cooked on a spit over a fire (remember to rotate constantly) and paired

I have been dreaming of my cousin Horny Clops. I may have mentioned, there is not a lot to do in this cave. As far as I know, Horny Clops was the only other living cyclops left in this world... before

Variations on a Theme - Horny Cyclops There is not a lot to do in my cave, so I got satellite internet and have been spending a lot of time messing around online. Hello, Steemit! I also love to draw. Recently

The eyeball in the middle of my forehead is a dead giveaway. A cyclops by any other name would smell as sour.

Many faces but only one eye...

Sorry for the crappy audio. Testing out a new webcam and apparently the noise cancelling feature is terrible for recording music :( Lonely Cyclops - Lyrics I'm just a lonely cyclops from the island of

CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE LIVE STREAM TO WORK SORRY FOLKS I'm just a lonely cyclops from the island of Colossa. Singing a little improv song here, not sure what is going to happen. My live stream is at DLive

Hi my name is Cyclops I come from the Island of Colossa. Hobbies include chasing Sinbad and sucking the marrow out of your bones. Here I am with a self-portrait I drew this morning on a sticky-note. Here