Awesome!

Oh sweet I would love to be an NPC, I could live vicariously through the game while I am wasting away in my cave on this gods forsaken island. I have a magic lamp

YES! Yes, I believe I happen to be the... keymaster. COM folk you can call off the search, I found my huckleberry :)

Oh hello, gorgeous

Hey let me ask you something as a woman. I mean, let me ask you something as a Cyclops, and you can answer as a woman. I do have a magic lamp, just concerned that if I lead with that I won't ever know

Oooof I don't know I just checked the profile and I am pretty sure @diebitch is way out of my league :( On the plus side, I do have an entire private island to myself in the Mediterranean, so I guess that

I will date Amir he sounds awesome

I am in lurv! RESTEEMED

Now you are making me hungry, man on fire.

You are welcome to come by my cave to drink one with me. I will try my very best not to eat you :)

Wait ballS plural?!? Are you saying you freakshows have TWO TESTICLES AS WELL?!? WTF is wrong with you! Goodness have you no decency! Get out of here with your two balls and your two eyes. Next thing you

affirmative

Yeah, just another day in the life of @cyclops.

I will give you a pass but come on dude it says right on my blog header that I am from the Island of Colossa. If you like the Harryhausen profile pic, did you see my #introduceyourself post?

Oh snap you can tell that is a mask? My cover has been blown!!!

Aww flattery will get you off the menu. Unless you want to be eaten?

my tear fell onto the dirt of my cave and turned into a rat, as all my tears do

sure, that could be arranged although you would have to bring them with you (you will find there are no modern conveniences such as grocery stores on my island). Maybe a gentle lullaby afterward and a

For future visitors to the cave :)

With pleasure :) Blown mind is a great delicacy!