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Humans are, by and large, disgusting soft flesh bags with few redeeming qualities. Slow cooked on a spit over a fire (remember to rotate constantly) and paired with some fermented sheep's milk, human does make a fine main course. The levels of toxins and prescription medications often leave a metallic taste, but I have found that if you throw some apple wood chips on the fire for flavor (cherry wood works nicely as well or if you want that smoked salmon quality you can try alder!) it covers that up and leaves you wanting more! You may be tempted to roast humans alive (I know I am!) but I can tell you from experience that this causes a nasty taste in the meat as they will dump their adrenaline before death and the meat will be tougher and just have less flavor. Better to sneak up behind them, break the neck quickly to end their miserable existence, and then roast slowly.
It takes a remarkable human to overcome my natural inclination to KILL! KILL! KILL! EAT!!! but such a noble fellow found his way to my cave the other day.
One Must Be Brave
Lyrics by @markangeltrueman | Music by @cyclops | Background noise/rattling around by 
@thingtwo
To dwell in this cave
One must keep an eye open
And One must be brave
If One cannot see
There exists only darkness.
What good would that be?
What good would that be?
One gets derision
From binocular beings
For lack of vision
For lack of vision
But mind, One does not,
Because One is all-seeing,
Yes, One sees the lot.
To dwell in this cave
One must keep an eye open
And One must be brave
To dwell in this cave
If One cannot see
There exists only darkness.
What good would that be?
What good would that be?