I Like Them Big
Everyone loves "big" things except in some rare cases. If someone gives you five hundred naira ($1) you may not appreciate it but when you see #50000 or ($100) you can thank the person to the last level. If someone should place two boys that contain money of which one is filled up to the brim while one is half full, which one will you choose? I don't need to answer that for you.
Even a child of one year knows big and small things. Such a child can differentiate between the small and big items. I dropped #500 and #1000 on the floor just to test him. Do you know what he did? He took the #1000 leaving the #500 behind. I tried to collect the money but he refused. I even changed the money with him and gave him the smaller amount but he began to cry for the bigger one.
Everyone has a likeness for good things as well as big things. I like them big. This is why my taste for women is always big. I love them "big".
I was going out with my friend some years back before I got married. We were going on the street where we saw this beautiful slim girl. Immediately he began to gaze at her. He was looking at her as if there is no tomorrow to the extent of wanting to fall into a pit. He later focused. We were moving and gisting in a place we went to have a drink and saw yet again this same girl. She was so beautiful and has all it takes to make a man happy. My friend was pouring drinks in a glass cup not knowing that he was pouring the drink onto the table. To be sincere, the drink was pouring on his clothes while seated.
It's not my turn. I love them "big" you know. When my friend was dying for this slim girl, I did not react and did not even make a move to like her. I'm not saying I do not like slim girls but they are not my type of girls. Now, we were drinking and going to a friend's house just to visit him. On our way, we saw a hefty fat girl. Although, I like them big but not large. This girl is fat and tall which is just my taste.
Do you know what my friend did that made me angry? He said;
I hate fat ladies. I don't like them for once just because of their size. How can I carry her when we are in the house?
I was at his back and from the back, I taught him a little lesson that he would never forget. I know he would never try what he just did again except when I'm not with him.
Yes, everybody likes them big. My co-worker's wife is twice as big as him in size and weight. When they were having their wedding, the pastor said to him to kiss his bride which he did perfectly. They went out to take some photographs. When they got out, the cameraman said to carry his wife so that he would be able to take their photo. My guy just smiled and told the cameraman to carry on. The face he used to gaze at the cameraman sent a real message to him.
His dad told him to lift his wife for a photograph. Shamefully, he tried it but he could not tell anyone what he experienced with his back and the way he fell with his wife during the process.
My step mother once said to me that having fat woman as a wife will not make you to be looking for your wife on the bed using your hands to search for your wife. When you roll from your end, you much hit up with something called woman...