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This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.
Now, let's get into this week's showcase.
@gone-hive - THE FAMILY OF SIMPSONS || COMTEST
The mode of transmission has exceeded the water, air or land means of transmission, and even the World Health Organization would struggle controlling this new disease, it now shared by on social media with a little mobile connection and any smart phone, you can catch this plague
THE SIMP VIRUS
There's a new plague but you'd have to read to find out if you're infected or not, also get to laugh at how he shared qualities of the virus.
@gone-hive/the-family-of-simpsons-oror-comtest
@deborah-yelemu - I SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED MY INSTINCTS
The driver was smelling of alcohol when he arrived but I couldn’t wait for another bus as it was already getting late, I decided to just trust the process, and prayed that nothing happened on the way.
A COM post to show you another reason to follow your instinct so to avoid trouble, read about her troubles.
@deborah-yelemu/i-should-have-followed-my
@nkemakonam89 - That moment when you fear even a lizard || COMTest
it was testimony time at the end of the program and the first testifier mounted the pulpit; she testified on how she and her family escaped a snake attack. During her explanation, fear gripped all of me as I was lost in imagination. I literally imagined the snake in my own room just at the door entrance and no escape route to run or look for a stick to kill the snake LOLZ. After I was done with my mind wandering, the testifier was done and to my greatest surprise, the second testifier also talked about snake and her battle to kill it at night after an attempt to bite her child.
It must have happened a lot of times to many but you'd be interested to know what this author shared how it played out for her.
@nkemakonam89/that-moment-when-you-fear-even-a-lizard-oror-comtest
@blanchy - Comtest : Hive Whale Sad & Disappointed Today Because He Can't Find Enough Good Content To Curate.
"But I have 10 x 100% €8 upvotes per day to deal out and I am just not getting through them. I love curating posts, it makes me feel like a man you know, a proper man. Sometimes when I upvote a post , it means there could be a well built in Uganda or a church bell fixed in Venezuela." "My vote matters but I just can't find any decent ones to upvote. "I also want to upvote some people the guys onboarded but couldn't find any of these either."
[Slams fist on table in anger and disappointment]
If you're not a whale, imagine being the author that needs to create contents for the character (a whale) in this post find to curate.
@balikis95 - $700 million Is Needed For Aso Rock Renovation~ Government Scheme||COMtest
I mean, it is hard not to laugh especially when the Nigerian Governments are truthful.
"Snake swallowed money; Rat destroyed the documents that are needed to prove that help came in from other countries during COVID-19; Fire blazed off important documents and all others".
Now tell me, aren't those words beautiful? I won't be mad if you end up getting jealous because you aren't a Nigerian reading this. I know you yearn to be here.
Another sarcastic one from an author that isn't being sarcastic but saying it as it is in the Government, interesting approaches spotted.
@balikis95/usd700-million-is-needed-for
@kingsleyy - The Favour that needs a favour
I don't know about the none Nigerian guys here, but as for us Nigerian guys that are reading this, you must have given out a portion of your favour to a lady up to 10 times. Yeah, think well. If it's not up to Ten times, that means the ladies in your hood must have termed you "stingy." Doubting me? Pass questionnaires to ladies on your list and see how they rate you.
Who would have thought that Favour could ask for Favour? Anyone! But this author gave reasons it makes sense.
@kingsleyy/the-favour-that-needs-a
@sam9999 - COMtest:My Hilarious Journey to Drawing My First Portrait 😂
I had all the supplies - pencils, erasers, paper, and a dream. I was ready to unleash my inner Picasso and create a masterpiece that would rival the Mona Lisa. But, as it would be, my inner Picasso was more like a toddler with a crayon.
Have you tried to create a master piece of anything before? While you ponder on that, check this post to find out about this author's art unleashing.
@sam9999/comtest-my-hilarious-journey-to
@writermaximus - CROCS: HUMANITY'S GREATEST MISTAKE
Crocs are the definition of cringe, and the fact that they've taken over the world is proof that humans make bad decisions.
Now before I decided to write this article, I was advised not to as I'd probably make enemy of croc lovers (which apparently is 90% of the population)
But I don't care!
I have taken it upon myself to open the eyes of the brainwashed and save them from this plague of Crocs.
The author has done another research to save lives, including yours maybe if you'll read it.
@writermaximus/crocs-humanitys-greatest-mistake
@alexlight - Confessions Of A Chronic Oversleeper || COMtest
MORNINGS!!! The glorious time of day when the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and everyone around you seems to have mastered the art of waking up effortlessly. But for us, the chronic oversleepers, mornings are more like a battleground. We are the human alarm clocks who hit the snooze button so many times that it could be considered an Olympic sport. So, grab your coffee, hold onto your sleep-deprived sanity, and join me on this laughable journey through the perils of being a master of snoozing!
This author's post should relate with you if you're an oversleeper too, what a journey!
@alexlight/confessions-of-a-chronic-oversleeper-oror-comtest
@supernova004 - THE SKIP CHALLENGE
Something happened one certain time when I visited my big cousin's home. So the kids in the compound were playing. I went over to where my cousin's first kid was skipping with her friends and said that whoever scores the highest after two skip rounds would get 500naira courtesy of me.
This author played with trouble in his words with the child, find out what happened after his promise.
@supernova004/the-skip-challenge
These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.
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