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This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.
Now, let's get into this week's showcase.
@nelson-george - My Bad Decisions and I
We all make bad decisions even on a good day, some of us more than others. Truth is, life wouldn't be as fun as it is now if we didn't make them. If you're reading this, chances are you're making a bad decision right now. Sometimes we make these decisions on purpose to test the universe, feel the thrill of taking risks without facing consequences for our actions.
On most occasions, we face the consequences almost immediately, other times we don't which pushes us to make more bad decisions, take me for instance.
What bad decisions can cause but you still want to do more since the consequences comes in later than expected, he gave himself as an example.
@nelson-george/my-bad-decisions-and-1
@cheeamaka - NO THANKS TO ISAAC NEWTON
That’s not my point though but what I want to understand is, what business does medical students have with a swinging pendulum? Like, what's my business with capacitors and forces and motion and electricity? I’m yet to understand of what use some of these calculations are to us.
With the lessons in biology, it is understandable. With chemistry and English, it’s fair. Atleast i get it. But with physics? Nah! I don’t get it.
Every single time it’s, ..."a car starts," "a car travels..." Like, what is my business or what business do I have with a car traveling on its own? Why ask me? Where’s the car owner? I don’t even own a car yet. Annoyingly, the car never ever stops so I can atleast ask the driver - not even to get fuel.
The connection between medical students and physics is questioned in this COM post, now we're left to wonder.
@cheeamaka/no-thanks-to-isaac-newton
@kingsleyy - "No lady can break my heart"
During my third year in school, I had a roommate, Thomas by name (not his real name though), who said that no lady could break his heart anymore because he had seen a lot of 'sheges' in the hands of ladies. According to him, he's no longer ready to fall in love; all he wants to do is 'smash and move'.
I laughed so loudly when he told me that.
"Guy, just pray that love doesn't come knocking; if not, you'll be arrested in a foolish way." This was what I told him based on my experience of falling in love.
You'd love to read this, the only sad part of the story is that the so called Thomas fell in love again but this time around, he didn't get just his heart broken.
@kingsleyy/no-lady-can-break-my
@fexonice - The fart that broke the bank
It was yesterday morning as I went to the bank, and the banking hall was crowded with people waiting in line. You know the condition of Nigeria banks these days, everyone wanted to undo each other as we all struggling to take our position in a queue. I was there to cash out a check as everyone waited impatiently for their turn. Little did we know that a fart was about to change the mood entirely.
The title was just so right for this COM post, a bank that's choked up will definitely not be the same when a fart breaks out.
@fexonice/the-fart-that-broke-the
@hazmat - THE CRIMINALS WE NEVER TALK ABOUT
I think one of the most overlooked and not too talked about criminals are those little angels (🚩🚩) called children. Those little creatures know how to steal their way into your heart, ransack and burgle everywhere, all the while having you smile through it.
I absolutely love being around children because it sometimes eases my tensed state of mind even though sometimes they're actually the ones causing the tension.
Thinking about it, it's about time a law is made for those little angels. They definitely know how criminal they are.
@hazmat/the-criminals-we-never-talk-about
@apunawu - Toilet Can Worry for Africa
As we were moving in the bus after a short discussion with the ladies. Something happened, I heard a call and voice from my stomach that shouted very loud. I didn't understand the call and the voice from my stomach. The call and the voice from my stomach increased with a different sound like 'KPURURURURURU.............KPA'. This time around I pretended not to hear anything not until one minor sound like 'SSSSSSS' came out from my anus uncontrollably. Well, I gassed and pretended not to.
Don't tell me you tried to imagine hearing the sound of his stomach and the fart, it is going to be a sound to remember for those around him.
@apunawu/toilet-can-worry-for-africa
These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.
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