How's the holidays treating y'all? It's been quite the festive one around these parts, people driving around like teenagers loaded on whiskey and amphetamines and generally going above and beyond the usual

When the sun sets tonight it will be the start of the longest night of the year. Well, at least for those of us here in the northern hemisphere... It's always a drag watching the days get shorter and the

At what point do we officially transition from apocalypse to post-apocalyptic? Is there a checklist for that? Cigarette smoke colored skies? Check Decaying remnants of civilization? Check Is everything

Is it just me or did this week seem to take twice as long to pass? Pretty sure the cats are messing with the spacetime continuum again. The furry shit machines think it's funny, get the hoomans all

Can we go back to talking about nuclear war and weapons of mass destruction? All this covid talk is starting to get a bit stale, it's not like anyone is paying attention anymore anyways. Who wants to think

Alright, who actually has a bucket list? As a figure of speech it's fun, but does anybody actually write out a list of places to go and things to do? I have an aversion to lists so I've never made one.

Colorado Springs is an interesting place. Not one I'd recommend you visit necessarily, but interesting nonetheless. It's the Colorado version of the good old Bible Belt dry county I'm pretty sure. Don't

Don't know when tornado season is supposed to end around here but I'm pretty sure it's before December. Seems nobody informed Mother Nature. Slept through the worst of it here, woke up to find that western

Mother Nature has a mean streak. We got a good taste of that here in Kentucky overnight. She sent us some storms yesterday evening and along with the thunder and the lightning treated us to some tornados.

Deserts are cool, especially at night. To someone accustomed to humidity high enough you can drink the air it was a bit of an unwelcome surprise to say the least. I'd read about that happening but reading

"Just a word of warning, visibility is only about thirty feet on down the road a bit." This is news? In hindsight I probably should have taken the park ranger's warning a little more seriously.

Is it Friday yet? Whose bright idea was it to make the work week so much longer than the weekend? I swear it's all part of the capitalist conspiracy Illuminati's secret plan. Remember that lockdown thing?

Shooting strangers. That's a sport! I'm not talking about that peculiar American pastime involving firearms but rather the one with cameras and a low body count. Just like you, I enjoy the occasional bit

September 23, 2020 is a day that will live in infamy Permanently etched into memory Words cannot do justice to that day For justice was not done in any way The Attorney General did render Bullet abuses

Pop quiz time! Don't worry, there's only one question. What is art? Should be easy enough, right? Is it lovely scenes and purty thangs? Or something more all encompassing than that? Threw me for a loop

Last week we infiltrated the land of golf and timeshares to observe and document the critters there. Our infiltration was successful, but we were less so in our mission. Apparently they'd already started

Shhh!!!!! Keep it down, this Dead Burd Day we're undercover in the land of golf and timeshares. It's a unique type of critter that frequents these lands, we've infiltrated their habitat in hopes of learning

Ever have one of those days where it seems the universe is conspiring against you? One thing after another goes sideways and you just can't seem to get anything accomplished? According to Wikipedia those

Cats and coffee are the best way to start a Sunday! They don't care if tomorrow is Monday! Better hand over the wet food, they's hungry! Shouldn't you be doing laundry?

Flags + Firepower = Freedom! Basic algebra right? Could explain our overabundance of it here in the US. I forget, is freedom measured in defense spending or body counts? Gotta admit, the hardware is pretty