This continent wide colossus of contradictions that we persist in calling a country is a bit of a peculiar place. Alcohol was once bad enough that we had to pass a constitutional amendment to ban it, nowadays the bars have gone mobile.
Would you like a side of fries with your heart attack? We may not be able to afford health care but at least we've got donut burgers.
Wilford Brimley would like to have a word with y'all.
Don't mind the signs, Americans are a friendly bunch. Southern hospitality is particularly noted, as Martin Luther King can attest. On second thought, you might want to take the signs seriously.
We love our freedumb here in America, and nothing says freedumb like recoilless rifles and heavy machine guns. With how much of it we've sent overseas it's no wonder we're so popular.
Surveillance is the same thing as security, right? And security is what we traded the freedumb for, right? Surveillance is freedumb!
Sometimes it's best to not ask questions.