A guy picked up a girl for a date only to find her wearing her belt on the knee
GUY: why are you wearing your bet on the knee?
GIRL: I promised my mum I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt
CHINESE WORKER: Me not come to work, me sick
BOSS: When I'm sick, I have sex with my wife
Later Chinese man calls back
CHINESE WORKER : Me better, you got nice house too
Years ago I came into this world naked and screaming...
My goodness, now things have changed, when I'm naked, someone else does the screaming