So for a few weeks, here my homeland, since the change in hands of power, our economy has been economy-ing. Most bothersome is the removal of subsidy. Did I say removal? Truth is, before the new president put it to effect, Nigerians had gone before him to make the crooked way even more crooked. No time to waste time. And that's because he had made his intentions known during his campaigns. Meanwhile, Nigerians were not prepared for the outcome..Fuel prices have gone haywire causing transportation fees to increase. Distances that cost 200naora are now double the price.
Many have gone from booking Ubers to along(jumping buses). For some of us, we have employed the services of our Leg-eddez Benz> goodness! Fitfam. After all, they said exercise is good for the body, right?
That’s not what I’m here to share tho. My major concern is to those who are being beaten black-and-blue by these happenings, yet, they still have time for love. I’ve come to help them out by profering solution.
Now, I just wonder why people in relationships still have the strength to continue the madness in spite of the hardship. My friends have been complaining this and that yet they’re standing firm in the relationship. Nonsense love that cannot afford a little of fuel.
So, for anyone who has plans of coming to me to rant about the economy's effect on their affair, don't bother coming! Here's how I can help you. Pick one of these suggestions and thank me later. Gracias!
Dating apps and long distance
This will save you coins. Especially transport fare. Perish that "i want to meet one-on-one"idea. You don’t want to leave your house, I promise you. Outside is expensive and you cannot afford it. You that haggles the price of sachet water wants to go out in this time......Lol!!
See, Plus, with long distance, especially with someone in a foreign country where our time differs, you rather than buy much data opt for night plans. You get this? One stone to kill two birds.
Arranged marriage
Saves you from unnecessary emotional and financial stress. Just do the maths. Our parents have been knowing and seeing things since time immemorial. Allow them set you up with that their friend's child and you both can just be loving-up online and finally meet on your wedding day. That way, zero naira spent on… 'we are outside.' How yoh see am?
Reconnect with your ex.
You will not get to spend a single dime on transport fare. Just pick up your phone and amend things. Dazzol!
No need for physical dates. Just pick up where you left.
This is even good as you both will be moving together in the realm of the spirit. Just save up during the week for your transport fare and after service connect with that sister. On and on every Sunday. What other place to show love than in the house of your father, the author of love.
Give Up
See, I’m not telling you to choose this one but how about you pack up your boots and join the "association of singlets?" Being a Pringle is not as expensive o. Too many benefits even. Dating is very expensive. Only hi you'd tell 
Whichever idea you choose, remember the goal is to not leave your house for the next eight years.
But it you still choose to continue in that relationship, just listen to Burns boy's "last last"
I come in peace!
Thanks for gracing this post.
Greetings!