5 Minute Freewrite - Master Self-Confuser (Me, That Is)

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Prompt: three grapes

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What is, and what grape?

I actually first thought about grapes and then grapefruits. Wait... now I don't even know which one is which. I assume the grape is the big one and the grapefruit is the smaller one. I wonder why such names tho... Just confusing people like me. I mean, it's not even that they would look the same or that the grapefruits, or the smaller ones, whatever, would come from the big grape. That's right; why not just call the orange colored grape big grape. Wait... grapes aren't orange. They even look the same. What? Grapes are orange or just look like orange? Ok, I managed to confuse myself like a dog taking its tail for a sausage.


PS. I forgot to add the prompt itself into the freewrite, oh well, too late for now.

PSS. Of course I got it the wrong way round.

Check out mariannewest@mariannewest's intro to freewriting if you haven't. Writing is free, self-deception is optional.