WAEC Result Released

I would like to take this moment to celebrate my WAEC result that was presented to me today by officials.

I'd like to outrightly state that my result was indeed held back by cohorts of @atiku.abubakar in the PDP since 1961, even though the party was created in 1998, back when I could still retain an erection and my wife wasn't running her mouth.

Though the image may not be entirely clear, you will find that I got an A1 in Fighting Corruption, a subject offered I'm secondary school back in my days. This is a victory for democracy and I promise not to sell the country to China anymore.