On a treek trunk behind what appears to be an arch of inflatable Christmas presents you can see the sign — NO DOGS ON LAWN.
But dinosaurs are okay. So leave your dogs at home and bring your dinosaurs over to the Lake County Courthouse lawn. We'll stand bundled up in the cold and sip hot cocoa and talk about Jack Frost, and of course we'll discuss the societal and environmental implications of banning an entire species from the same public space we've scarred with the presence of extension cords and gaudy symbols of consumerism that can't hold shape without the aid of electric pumps.
No dogs on lawn. Merry Christmas!
