Welcome (or "WELL COME" if you prefer) to the Seventh Circle of Hell-- The "Mr. Bean Bar." All the walls are pictures of googley-eyed, pale-faced Mr. Bean in his weirdest moments. The bartenders all wear shirts that say "It's Bean a great day!" And even when you take a piss in the doorless bathroom you're face to face with the eerie grin of this maniacal mascot. No amount of cheap beer and drunk-dancing tourists could possibly redeem this monstrosity. If there is a God, then this place ought to get the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment, and I will petition God to that effect every day until it happens. When it does, you can rest assured I will not look back.
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