When your dinner date is at the all you can eat buffet but you're still down for some action after 5 pounds of sesame chicken source source

When you're trying to be sexy, but she just wants to be goofy... source

That's right! it's a snow day in Paris tomorrow!! We have 3 full inches of snow, and that's synonymous with pandemonium and anarchy on the roads of the capital! soooooo..... the first snow day in the last

Faut-il être inquiet? "La BRI, la banque des banques centrales, lance l'offensive contre les cryptomonnaies" L'attaque est frontale et elle est menée au nom des consommateurs et des investisseurs

"Honey, what are you doing? Are you sure this is supposed to be like this?" "yea, totally, I saw this move in the... um... Notebook?" source

There is an alternate dimension, that has a person, at this very moment reading this story but under water; another one yet where someone is reading this story in a different language. Odds are, there’s

No matter how strong your relationship is, when you are your best bud are going head to head gaming... The rulebook goes out the window: source source

When you're watching an emotional movie with your girl and you try hiding the ugly crying from her soure

Doesn't crypto-crashing ever take a break? It's Sunday, and it's clear crypto traders need a break... And don't worry, Monday is right around the corner, so we can keep losing money then! source source

What do you want to be when you grow up? What else, am I right? source

It's cryptocurrency madness out there! source

So it's the big day, my birthday, whoop! Except now that I'm on Steemit, and have stopped Facebook, I don't have any strangers wishing me happy birthday. So.... what happens now? Follows, resteems, upvotes?

When you took a few days off Steemit 7 days ago and you go through a draught in your rewards... and wonder was I such a lazy bastard! source

"Sure babe order what every you want! Holly crap did you order a Tesla?!" source

Is this the paleo diet thing everyone's talking about? Does it count as vegan? source

Wasn't sure why my boss has been bringing his dog to work... ...I then tried to leave early and it suddenly dawned on me. source

It's a ruff life... And that's before the happy ending! source

So I went to London today from Paris and took the Eurostar, which is the train that goes under the English channel... I was psyched and was expecting: When really, I got 30 minutes of this: Life man, keeps

"Son! Did you eat your own homework AND sniff your teacher's butt today at school? Bad boy! bad! You're in the dog house tonight!" source

When your best friend gets in trouble cause of something stupid you did. source