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Bentheredonethat
@bentheredonethat
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when in doubt, travel.
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2017-12-28 22:02
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bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-02-12 21:01
All you can eat!
When your dinner date is at the all you can eat buffet but you're still down for some action after 5 pounds of sesame chicken source source
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bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-02-07 21:35
What's up doc?
When you're trying to be sexy, but she just wants to be goofy... source
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bentheredonethat
fun
2018-02-06 21:36
BOOOYAAAAA
That's right! it's a snow day in Paris tomorrow!! We have 3 full inches of snow, and that's synonymous with pandemonium and anarchy on the roads of the capital! soooooo..... the first snow day in the last
bentheredonethat
crypto
2018-02-06 19:06
C'est pas bon ça.... La BRI, la banque des banques centrales, lance l'offensive contre les cryptomonnaies
Faut-il être inquiet? "La BRI, la banque des banques centrales, lance l'offensive contre les cryptomonnaies" L'attaque est frontale et elle est menée au nom des consommateurs et des investisseurs
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-02-05 20:54
You're doing it (her) wrong.
"Honey, what are you doing? Are you sure this is supposed to be like this?" "yea, totally, I saw this move in the... um... Notebook?" source
bentheredonethat
fiftywords
2018-02-05 20:48
Me, you and I. A fifty word challenge short story
There is an alternate dimension, that has a person, at this very moment reading this story but under water; another one yet where someone is reading this story in a different language. Odds are, there’s
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-02-04 21:33
Noob traitor!
No matter how strong your relationship is, when you are your best bud are going head to head gaming... The rulebook goes out the window: source source
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-02-04 21:15
Right in the feels!
When you're watching an emotional movie with your girl and you try hiding the ugly crying from her soure
bentheredonethat
crypto
2018-02-04 14:25
C'mon man! It's Sunday!
Doesn't crypto-crashing ever take a break? It's Sunday, and it's clear crypto traders need a break... And don't worry, Monday is right around the corner, so we can keep losing money then! source source
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-02-03 13:11
That's my ideal me.
What do you want to be when you grow up? What else, am I right? source
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-02-02 18:08
Hold on to your butts!
It's cryptocurrency madness out there! source
bentheredonethat
fun
2018-02-01 20:39
The Big Day!
So it's the big day, my birthday, whoop! Except now that I'm on Steemit, and have stopped Facebook, I don't have any strangers wishing me happy birthday. So.... what happens now? Follows, resteems, upvotes?
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-02-01 12:20
But why?!
When you took a few days off Steemit 7 days ago and you go through a draught in your rewards... and wonder was I such a lazy bastard! source
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-01-31 20:09
All you can eat
"Sure babe order what every you want! Holly crap did you order a Tesla?!" source
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-01-31 17:24
Yum, protein.
Is this the paleo diet thing everyone's talking about? Does it count as vegan? source
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-01-30 18:58
Escape from Jobcatraz!
Wasn't sure why my boss has been bringing his dog to work... ...I then tried to leave early and it suddenly dawned on me. source
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-01-28 20:52
Spirit animal
It's a ruff life... And that's before the happy ending! source
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-01-28 18:14
That it???
So I went to London today from Paris and took the Eurostar, which is the train that goes under the English channel... I was psyched and was expecting: When really, I got 30 minutes of this: Life man, keeps
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-01-25 19:39
Bad boy!
"Son! Did you eat your own homework AND sniff your teacher's butt today at school? Bad boy! bad! You're in the dog house tonight!" source
bentheredonethat
punchline
2018-01-24 21:11
That's my bad.
When your best friend gets in trouble cause of something stupid you did. source
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