Don't hassle the Queen!
My Ladder did not hang around long, and roofing disappeared with it!
In South Africa , we not only have some of the stupidest, but also the most inventive, Thieves!
I recall from my youth, a Guy in Pretoria who sawed off the Branches of a tree , from the bottom up ! A large photo of him in the Pretoria News , with a Fire Engine getting him out of the Tree?,
( probably a future Prime minister?)
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