CLASSIFICATION OF OTAKUS.
Geek: Only knows one or another renowned anime
Otaku low level: He has seen some animes, he knows a little bit of everything (but not of the lemon or the yuri, nor of the yaoi, nor of the shonen-ai).
Otaku medium level: He has seen and downloaded several animes and some manga in general, he has done one or several AMV and has gone to one or another ConAnime (it is not obligatory, only having seen more than 30 series you are approved)
High level Otaku: He has seen, downloaded and burned CDs and DVDs in large amounts of anime (obviously every pirate but it would be a bill gates mega otaku version), knows several manga titles, speaks in several anime forums and knows by heart names of sleeves, in addition to having attended one or two conventions (if there is no bad luck in your country)
Akiba kei: In addition to having done much more than previously mentioned, he has all the anime he knows in manga, in anime and in ... whatever else, he directs a forum, a fansub, a web page (Edit the article of the anime) in Frikipedia it also counts), has made a doujin (manga created by one / some of them) and has even gone to all the conventions that are in its path.
Extreme Otaku: (species in danger of extinction) It is a kind of maniac that does not do more than being the 27hrs of the day the 10 days of the week in the PC. He does not eat, he does not have a girlfriend, he does not go to the bathroom (he shits on him), he does not jerk off with real porn (only with hentai), all because he does not live in Japan and he kills to get there, and if he does not kill, he commits suicide (there have been rare cases, but they kill with a Death Note, so only they think it works for them, so they die for stupidity)
Otaking: The king of the Otakus and more dangerous than the extreme otakus, who has subjects that all previous levels willing to "fight" for him.
BEGINNING:
You will not see cartoons unless they are anime
You will not download low quality anime
Honor the anime that made you otaku or geek
You will taste the ramen and the dango or onigiri (rice balls)
You will not regret being an otaku
If you are a woman your cosplay must be sexy and if you are a man you will have to be a non-secondary main character
You will not listen to music if it is not Japanese or opening or ending
You will not insult Japan or one of its cities
You will not talk to another person outside of your clan.
You will not work less than 2 weeks in a cosplay costume
You will not say the name of any anime in vain.
You will not see Naruto's stuffing.
You will not be angry to read this article.
You will not say something in good plan on the internet without adding after ^^ / ^ _ ^ or any other derivative (XD, o.o, -.-, ^^, x3, u_u, n.n, etc)
You will not let live that person who instills your favorite anime or manga.
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OTAKU REGULATORY TRAINING:
Being Otaku is something very sacrificed since you must follow a hard training:
You will try to become Super Sayajin at least three times during your adolescence.
You will try to distinguish people traveling on a train at high speed to train your sight. That way, you can dodge attacks more easily.
You will kick a tree and try to catch 10 leaves hitting the air. That way your blows will be faster.
You will hit drops of water when it rains.
You will kick balls against the waves of the sea on a stormy day. That way, your kick will be able to break the nets of the goals and the ball will be stamped against the wall.
You will concentrate two hours a day with the objective of making your aura of combat visible.
You will quickly hit the dining room cushions (when you are alone at home) to try to emulate at Kenshiro's speed.
you will have a Death Note and you will write down the non otakus who make fun of you
Try at least once in your life to accumulate chakra on your feet and run up a tree (Recommendation: wear a helmet, the landing hurts a lot) ToT.
You will look for a shinigami or a witch who gives you a power to change the world that according to you is rotten, to be the god of the new world / create a safe world for your sister.
You will be as many lizards as you can to have your arms strengthened and fight.
you will train under a cataract of more than 1000 l / s to be able to meditate and consentrate your "chi".
You will try to walk on the water.
You must be able to possess any interior energy, be it Ki, Haki, Chakra, Nen, Reiatsu, Cosmos, etc.
you will kick the balls of any ignorant person who says "your Chinese cartoons ..." shouting "they are Japanese assholes!"
you will try to do the naruto jutsus but you will only get them to believe that you have problems
you will use 12 different cosplays ... per month
you should see hentai (if you are a yaoi woman) at least 5 times a week to appreciate those women you will never have in bed (if you are a woman then look for a Japanese who violates you, it is the closest thing you will be to a anime or manga character
you will have a death note and you will write to those who are not otakus and geeks (at least they are becoming one of them)
you will see more than three gore series
Pajearte with hentai
Try to get by all means to use the Bankai, even with a paper carton of the vater
Let smoke enter your eye to perfect it and get the Sharingan (even if you suffer a conjunctivitis of championship)
You will not run for any reason. If you need to move at high speed you will use shunpo, hirenkyaku, sound or similar technique.
You will search, at least twice a day, the time room to spend several years training and to be able to win a competition against a faulty clone of Goku (against the real you could not)
You will try by all means to extend your arms to make a gomu gomu no
You'll put weights on your feet sure that when you take them off, you'll be super-fast
You will take sand everywhere to protect you if they hit you.
Sake drinkers to fight better
You'll cry when your favorite anime / manga character you're following dies
You will want with all your strength to go to the world where the characters of any anime / manga live
LANGUAGE:
It is not said comic, it is said "manga"
It is not said caricature, it is said "Anime"
It's not for children, it's shonen
It's not homosexuality, it's yaoi
It's not lesbianism, it's yuri
"It's not Zura it's Katsura"
It's not gay, it's shonen ai or yaoi
It's not Chinese, it's Japanese
They are Japanese animations, not Chinese
It's not Anturo is Naruto
It is not a waste of time, it is research based on the series
It's not Sasuke and Naruto hate each other, it's Sasuke and Naruto love the tenth power !!
And the most important: I'm not a geek, I'm otaku!
Japan is not in China, Baka!
He is not friend is tomodachi
It is not brother and sister! It's oni-chan and nee-chan!
To insult they say "Ajo" or "Baka"
It's not cool, it's "Kakoii"
It's not cute or pretty, it's "kawaii"
When you shout when something seems cute to you, you will say "nyaaaaaaaaa"
The "kyaaaaaaaaaa" is also accepted.
IF YOU ARE OTAKU YOU MUST KNOW THAT:
It is forbidden to bring katanas on the street.
Pokemon has 161,458,456 seasons and almost the same amount in Pokémon species.
The otaku girls love the yaoi, it is a universal law.
Sasuke is emo.
Keitaro is gay.
Nobita is even more so
The real protagonist of Pokemon is Pikachu and not Ash
In the Sword there is only one Gillian, 5 Adjuchas and from 4 up are Vasto Lordes.
Yugi does not use hair dye, that is the natural color of all Japanese.
Naruto is a city in Japan of Tokushima prefecture (which means that Kishimoto is a vile copier)
Edward Elric is not small, he just takes seriously the "I will never grow".
In real life, no 16-year-old girl has a huge bust.
The above can be arranged with a surgery.
Danzou (from Naruto) wanted to make his chin, a piggy bank ...
He failed him, that's why he uses his ass.
In Naruto the filling does not count.
Pokemon is an anime.
And Hamtaro too
4kids is a gringa institution that censors anime.
4Kids went bankrupt for the previous reason.
The yaoi is an attempt of the mangakas to dominate the world.
If you wrote or participated in this article, you are Otaku.
When you see anime (if you are a girl) you will be attracted more by the weird guy or the one with the most female face (the more you have these characteristics, the more you fuck)
You always want ... Doraemon
That "Avatar, the last master of the air" is a bad attempt at anime.
If Naruto gets less success than Dragon Ball at least they will not make a bad movie and that as a minimum they will keep their Japanese essence manga / anime good reputation.
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